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hells-little-fallen-angels:

From now on if anyone asks me why I am randomly sad…instead of saying “I don’t know” or something I’m going to look them dead straight in the eyes and say “I’ve been assigned to mourn the death of a stranger” and just walk away

hells-little-fallen-angels:

From now on if anyone asks me why I am randomly sad…instead of saying “I don’t know” or something I’m going to look them dead straight in the eyes and say “I’ve been assigned to mourn the death of a stranger” and just walk away

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ellendegeneres:

It’s called Hoop Dee Do Me

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mountainashes:

trying to make time-sensitive plans with someone who doesn’t text back quickly

image

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Original PosterOriginal post by jackanthonyfernandez @ Keep On Truckin'

friendly reminder that famous viner curtis lepore is a rapist.

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subarufag:

why did 6 wanna fuck 7

cuz 7 8 ass

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i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me:

I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.

(submitted by anonymous)

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Original PosterOriginal post by i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me @ I once had a guy tell me...

thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

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seifukucat:

damnit grandpa it’s 2021, they’re not spiders anymore, they’re arachnid americans and more importantly my friends

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Original PosterOriginal post by seifukucat @ 2 tsun 4 u

dont-go-in-there:

striderps:

“let me hide the body”

If that isn’t motherly love what is

dont-go-in-there:

striderps:

“let me hide the body”

If that isn’t motherly love what is

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blasianxbri:

MESSAGEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

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Original PosterOriginal post by 90skindofworld @ Respect the 90s